‘Twas the night of renewals
My holiday tribute to domainers, to be read in the same meter as "'Twas the night before Christmas." Enjoy!
'Twas the night of renewals
‘Twas the night of renewals, and all ‘round the ‘net’
Not a buyer would aid with my mountain of debt.
My names were all listed at auction with care,
In the hopes that end users would flock to them there.
My bottom was nestled all snug in the couch,
While visions of failure caused me to slouch.
And mama in her anger, and I with my pride,
Had…
